I have a confession to make.

First off, this is not a real post. This is just an author's note.
But I really do have something I should admit to you guys.
Okay, backstory time...
-FLASHBACK-
Yesterday, I was hanging out with my friend Jenna, right? And she read my comments on my previous post, both of which were nice, long, very heartfelt comments from Ky. So she saw that my age was supposedly 15...
-END OF FLASHBACK-
...-SORT OF-
Well, here's the confession. I'm not 15. I'm not even in high school yet. I'm really 13.
At first, I wasn't sure if I could trust you guys, because you know what they say about strangers on the internet. But I now know that you won't try to hack into my e-mail account or whatever, so that's why I decided to tell the truth.
I'm really sorry. I just wanted to be listened to like I was, you know, worth listening to.
Which I might not be no matter what my age, but, you know, whatever.
Please don't hate me.
SINCERELY AS IS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE TO PUT ON THIS STUPID THING,
Juliet Spencer

Serious issues, dude. Serious issues. AND major Justice Jack giveaways.

 HEY HEY HEY!!
 No, It's not Fat Albert, although that totally came from that.
 I want to start by saying: I MADE A HUGE TYPO IN THE LAST POST. How many people do you know that spell their own name wrong? Yes. I spelled Juliet wrong.
 How do you screw that up???
 Oh, well. To the point. Yeah, folks, that's RIGHT!!! People spoke, I listened, and here are some opinions on Justice Jack.

Kylie said:

Girl you have no idea what I want to say about Justice Jack, Okay.

So first off I was like Marissa! What is your problem girl? You have a great man! He is totally in to you and now you are leaving him for the jerk face that is called Danny! How could you do that! I mean come one! Billy Pratt is is just so adorable. I seriously have a hard time choosing which guy I like better, Casey or Billy. I mean Casey is always there and he says the sweetest things and he is just perfect, but then Billy is funny and sweet and just as perfect. So really they are tied in my book.

And then when Sammy got that letter for the Wedge! I mean wow! I almost started crying! Seriously! All my hate for the Wedge is gone. Like boom, outta here.

And Sammy trying to do better in school, just really hit me. I mean, sure I get pretty much straight A's but I feel like that I should be paying attention more in class and stuff.

And then Heather. Girl you are at your all time lowest. Lower than when Sammy saved your life and all you could say was I hate you. Lower than that. What you did was beyond belief. Girl you are in 8th grade. Sometimes I think you are in like 10th because of that thing you did.

And finally we get to Jack. At first I didn't like the guy. I mean he was a little odd and I just didn't trust him. But to tell you the truth I really started to like him when I read that last page of the book. I was like wow. He was pretty amazing.

Oh I can't forget Dot's celebration! I so want to do that! It would be so much fun! I just can't even comprehend how awesome that would be.

And loved how you signed off. With all the guys names that you like! Hilarious!

~Kylie~

P.S. Did you here about the Psych musical! I am so excited for it! Shawn, Gus, and Jules are singing! Ahhhhhh! So excited!

P.P.S Can't wait to read your answers.

 Well. HEY KY!!!! Wassup, GIIIIRRRRRRRLLL???

 Heh heh.

 So, let's start with Marissa. I can honestly say that in that respect, I am kind of a lot like Marissa. (Kinda.).....(Okay, a lot.) Marissa is being very...rash. It's obvious that, yeah, Sammy totally predicted this. Remember? In NoS, Sammy told Marissa that Billy might have been funny on the outside, but on the inside he was a marshmallow. All soft and sweet and squishy. (My cousin just said, Is he white? And I was like, .....um....) She told Marissa that he was fragile, easy to break, and what does she do? She breaks him.

 At first I was like, "REALLY?? WHY? FOR DANNY?"

 But then I was just sad. Poor, poor Billy.

 Marissa learned her lesson. Unfortunately for her, Marilly will not happen for a long time. Maybe never again. But hey! We still got Cammy!

 Now, the Wedge is difficult. She was like, a HATER, man. (HATERS GONNA HATE) But then, we got the slightest hint of niceness in Cold Hard Cash, when the Whale bakes her some yummy cookies and doesn't even blackmail her for it. So, if you read between the lines, the Wedge isn't actually a jerk. She actually likes Sammy. And, if you looked back at all the Sammy-Wedgewood moments, you'll see that not only does she not hate her, but she always has liked Sammy. Always. And then Sammy improving her grades, well, that hit me square in the center of the heart. She had a goal...something that Lana could never give her. How pathetic is that?

 Heather, Heather, Heather...it's pretty bad. She is creating this Vortex of Deep, Dark, Hatred that she's now taking her "friends" in with her. I wonder why. Fortunately, we get to find out in the next book!! HECK YES SK FANS!!!! Anyways, Heather is seriously the coolest bad guy ever.

 With the obvious exception of Loki, of course.
 But anyways, (do I say that too much?) we love to hate our Red Hornet of Summertime. And the frostgiant, but today's not his day.

 But I think that (and I may have said this before) Sammy and Heather, teaming up to break Lana and Warren up would be unstoppable. Of course, Heather would then go back to ultimate hatred, but, you know, whatever.

 And, speaking of Lana and Warren, I just need to get this out: Warren has terrible choice in women. First the psychopath monstrocity that is Candi, then, of all people, Lana. His son's girlfriend's mom. Not to mention the fact that Lana is an egomanaical primadonna who can't even appreciate the coolest daughter ever. I guess I can talk about tthat later, though.

 Next was...oh, yeah. Jack. So Jack is actually one of my favorites from that book, although I had originally decided that, yeah, he was the bad guy, when I read the part about his reaction to his mom's news, I totally understood him. And now I think he's pretty much a good guy.

 And Dot's celebration kind of ruined Santa Claus for me. Even though I'm a 15 year old girl, I believe in the big SC. But not Rudolph. He's just for props.

 BUT HOW DID THOSE COOKIES FALL FROM THE CEILING????

 I still don't get that!!

 Second to lastly, I'm not too good at making desicions, so I just put that all together somewhat randomly.

 AND FINALLY: A MUSICAL???? (To Jenna/Mrs. Leo Valdez: Didn't I predict this? Didn't I?? PSYCH: The Movie.) I HAD NO IDEA!!!!!

 Okay. before I have a panic attack, my good friend Jenna/Mrs. Leo Valdez sent me a comment as well! Yay Jenna!

 Mrs. Leo Valdez

First of all, I cannot wait to see you Monday!!! Second of all, I had a dream about the Hunger Games. Just so you know.

Anyways, my fandoms have also expanded, but you probably already know the things I'm obsessed with. SK, PJO, HG, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Hawkeye...every time I think about them, I have to run around like a crazy maniac and jump up and down. A lot of people don't get it. Like, they'll say, "yeah, it was COMPLETELY epic, but I’m not going to think about it 24/7 or run around thinking epic thoughts." I guess there are only some people who can experience that much fangirliness.

My other thing I was going to say was, WHAT PSYCH MUSICAL!!!??? Dead. That's what I am right now. I need to Google it!!!

And Finally, my reaction to JJ:

I felt so bad for Billy! And Marissa is REALLY starting to bug me. But, Wendelin caught a tween's/teenager's romantic life completely, which kinda sucks. But I can relate. I have a friend who's a Marissa, and I'm the Sammy.

I almost cried with the Wedge/money thing. (SPOILER!) And at the end of the chapter, where she's on the phone and there's a thud, I was all like 'SHE'S DEAD, ISN'T SHE! I CALL IT! I CALL IT!" Well, my little sister was in the room, and she just stared at me, so I had to explain the whole Mrs. Wedgewood situation and my great prediction, and how it all reminded me of Ms. Graybill. Once I found out of sure, I was shocked. I did NOT see that coming. I wonder what WVD is going to do with that empty room...get a new neighbor, or just leave it empty...?

I also have a feeling the secret Grams is still hiding is that Lana and Warren are going to get married/ thinking about it. I mean, Killer Cruise takes place in early April (Sammy's birthday)so Sin City might take place in February

Well, that's all.

-Mrs. Leo Valdez (and yes, I do have a wall/whiteboard dedicated to him. Which now that I think about it, sounds really creepy.)

 Jenna, I'm sorry...I CAN'T SEE YOU TODAY!!! But whatever. And, what's really funny about the dream is that I had a nightmare about the Avengers where I was there and everyone died. Except Phil, which was kind of ironic.

 Well, I TOTALLY know what you mean. The other day I starte putting up fan art of AV, Psych, PJO and SK on my wall and my big sister was like, 'WTS' (S=schwarma) And I went on to explain all of everything I knew about each and every one of the previous fandoms. I can't wait to tell my friends at school! Which totally reminds me. The other day, my dad was talking about what we were going to do that day and he was like, "I guess it's gonna be a low-key day." So I said, "Every day's a Loki day." He is LOKI, OF ASGUARD, AND HE IS BURDENED WITH GLORIOUS PURPOSE. (One of my favorite lines from that movie.)

 So. Gettin' to the good stuff! I already talked about Marissa...so the Wedge. (yeah, yeah, I know I talked about her too, shut up, will ya, Tony? Don't mind me, just shutting up a bunch of fictional characters from my head.) Miss Graybill, you mean. Mrs. Wedgewood is not nearly as rude or butt faced as we originally thought she was. Not nearly. Okay, maybe she's still not an angel, but still.
 Sometimes I wish i had as many great relationships as Sammy: Hudson, Marissa, Billy, Casey, the Wedge, Miss Graybill...being in high school leaves me strapping for an identity. And true friends. My real friends have always been Billy and Casey and Sammy and Marissa and Dot and Holly and Hudson and...everyone. I haven't even started about the other fandoms, either. My best friends are people I don't even know...and Mrs. Leo Valdez, but whatever.
 BUT THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED TO KNOW!!!!!!
 I think you're right. How could Warren get married again to another wackjob?!?

 Well, whatever. I'm gonna have to go, because my sister is yelling in my ear to say: COME PLAY WITH ME.

 Signing off,

 Mrs. Billy Pratt (Billy needs condolences in this tough time.)(Sorry Steve.)

Juliet RETURNS!!! Haha. HA.

So. I know you guys missed me, seeing as I was gone for, like, ever, but if you don't, it's fine. I don't have a giant green rage monster just itchin' to come out and destroy the small amount of fans that I have. [C'mon, guys...you totally should have gotten that reference.]
I'm not sure if you knew this, but I was actually in Canada and Washington last week. And, yes, it's true, the Blueberry cars were there in DROVES. I saw at least ten the first day that I was in Canada. Psych actually shoots in Canada, in Vancouver, I think, so every time I would get on the plane, I would go, "What do you think the odds that James Roday and Chris Evans and Wendilin Van Draanen and Rick Riordan are going to be on this plane?"
Then my dad was looking in the Sky Mall magazine and he said "OH MY GOSH ITS CHRIS EVANS!" I flipped and went into total fan-girl mode.
They would have called security, but I had a very caffenated Starbucks and everything was okay again. (Caffine has the opposite affect on anyone with ADHD, doncha know)
While I was gone, Power of Justice Jack came out. Lucky for me, I had my nook.
I HAVE NOW READ IT!!!
oH, YEAH. i FORGOT TO TELL YOU. (Ooops. Caps lock.) My family hates me now.
[Insert violin music and crying noise]
But the only reason they hate me is because I'm so darn annoying; I only talk about SK, or PJO, or Psych, or The Avengers.
Which, now that I think about it, is a good long list. All week I would say, "Holy schwarma!" or make really abstract Psych references. ('It's like we're in one great big snow globe...Something wrong, Lassiface?' 'I hate you, Spencer.')
Oh, Shawn.
Now. Right now I'd like to take a moment to discuss my fans. Spesifically...KYLIE!!!!! You probably know her already if you love Sammy Keyes, but if not, take a look at her blog at http://timeflyswhenyouarehavingfun.blogspot.com/
SHE ROCKS. I guess I 'met' her a few weeks ago on the #1 fan-girl site: fanfiction! She commented on my SK/AV crossover and then, being the lifeless loser that I am, I PMd her back. So now she has read my blog for the first time and--get this--SHE NOMINATED IT FOR HER CONTEST!!
So I'm going to practice my speech:

Just kidding. I really can't believe that the random babblings of a crazy fan-girl could earn so much....uh...something of which I'll figure out later.
I was going to talk about something else, but I forgot.
OH YEAH!! If anyone has anything they'd like to say about JUSTICE JACK!! then just comment in the box below and I will get back to you in my next post. ALL QUESTIONS ASKED WILL BE ANSWERED.
Ciao fo' now,
Mrs. Juliette Pratt/Rogers/Lassiter/Jackson
XD