PSYCHo...get it? PSYCH? Get it?...never mind.

...I don't really know why I put this there.
Whatever.
NEWSFLASH ON THE EPICNESS OF MY LIFE RIGHT NOW:
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I don't even know what number that is, but that's not important. The importantness is that I MAY BE GETTING AN iPOD TOUCH.
[Awesome music~~UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ]
[Strobe lights]
[Disco ball]
[LIGHTING UP PINEAPPLES AND CABBAGES]
[...BUT MOSTLY PINEAPPLES.]
Annnnnnddddddd.....I have a contest that I want all my followers (ahem Mrs. Leo Valdez and Ky) to tell alllll their friends about:
~~~~Find me an iPod touch case.~~~~
THE RULES:
Must be less than thirty bucks.
Including s&h.
Must be something that you guys know I'll love (Psych, PJO, SK, Avatar (the show), Monk (again, the show), Avengers, Phineas and Ferb, PERRY THE PLATYPUS...etc.)
MUST BE EPIC...and/or awesome.
Include either a link or a picture.
THE TIME LIMIT:
Sometime before...umm...I'll tell you when it's over. Might be awhile, like until Christmas.
Also, you could send it to me in the mail for my birthday. That would be cool.
Except you don't know my address...or my birthday...hmm....
THE...umm....MORE RULES:
Leave it in a comment...PLEASE.
Don't let it be jacked up and/or just plain wrong.
Not that you'd do that, but still. It's probably going to be in public.
Probably.
THE PRIZE:
You guys want a prize?!? I'm thirteen and I don't even know you!
...okay, fine, I'll give you a prize.
....A FREE HUG!!!
.......
...........
.....I don't know. Something not tangible.
MORE RULES AGAIN:
If you don't enjoy your time, you're disqualified.
THE END OF THE CONTEST PART OF MY CONVERSATION.
MOVING ON.
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Topic #DUO.
(Latin for two....I'm pretty sure. School starts soon, so I'll tell you then.)
Something that we allll hold near and dear to our hearts, especially if you're from, you know, America.....THE OLYMPICS!!!!!!!!!
MORE SPECIFICALLY, MEN'S SWIMMING!!!!!!
EVEN MORE SPECIFICALLY, MICHEAL PHELPS SWIMMING!!!!!!!!!!!
MORE SPECIFICALLY AGAIN, MICHEAL PHELPS BEING THE GREATEST OLYMPIAN EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By a show of hands, how many people watch the Olympics?...or by comments, that's cool too.
How many people watched Micheal Phelps KICK BUTT AT THE 2008 OLYMPICS IN BEJING?!?! Most gold medals ever won in swimming...ALL OF THEM. No one can ever break that record...it's impossible, unless they add more swimming races. How many people watched him WIN THE MOST MEDALS EVER WON BY ANY OLYMPIAN EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE OLYMPICS EVER BY WINNING 15 GOLD, 3 OR 4 BRONZE, AND 1 OR 2 SILVER?!?!?! HE WON 19 MEDALS THAT I LAST SAW AND I AM SO PUMPED THAT I KEEP SAYING THE WORD EPIC OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
I want to meet that guy so much. Mostly because he kicked butt...EPICALLY.
I've noticed that my idols all kick butt: Billy Pratt, Sammy Keyes, Micheal Phelps, Apolo Ohno, Percy Jackson, Captain America, Dr. Seuss...the list goes on.
That's all I wanted to say about the Olympics for now.
NEXT TOPIC.
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Topico Numero Tres...o.
What did I want to say?
Hang on...wait for it...wait for it...wait for iiiiiiit....
OH YEAH.
Bum, bum, bum...muffins.
Actually, that's not what I wanted to say. Not until, like, ten seconds ago.
...SERIOUSLY, WHAT WAS IT?!?!
Oh well. I can tell you later.
Ciao for now,
MRS. EPIC PERSON.
/Mrs. Billy Pratt.
Whichever you prefer.