Conversations in my head.

You people must be thinking, Jeez. When is this freak gonna start ACTUALLY talking about PJO?
Well, for all you jerkwads who were thinking this: What the heck, dude?? What's your freaking problem? I can only focus on one obsession at a time! Last week it was CA, now it's PJO! Jeez.
Now for all the nice PATIENT people, now is the time to address the issue of MOA. (Next week's blog: SK)
Alright. So you've seen the cover right? Whoa! Hold your pegasi! That is Jason and Percy on the cover. Fighting. With swords and stuff. The big question mark: WHY?
Well for starters, Percy just got promoted to Praetor and he's a son of Neptune. Jason is a son of Iuppiter, Maximus et Praeclarus Deus and HE couldn't make Praetor. How pathetic is that? Plus he has the hots for Reyna, and what does this whole Percy-is-a-Praetor thing have to do with the possible relationship between Jason and Reyna?
So Jason is miffed.
But the question is: Who will the camps side with?
Will it be the natural Percy-Camp Half-Blood, Jason-Camp Juppiter deal? Or will the camps be split? Oh my gosh, I just got goosebumps. I predict this:
PIPER: No, Jason! Percy's a good guy. He doesn't want to hurt you!
ANNABETH: PERCY JACKSON! What do you think you're doing! Jason is with us! What the heck!
LEO: Jason, stop! Percy is with Camp Half Blood. This is not the plan. THINK ABOUT FESTUS!!!!
REYNA: Praetors can't be fighting! Unless Jason isn't a Praetor anymore...
TRAVIS AND CONNOR STOLL(Why the heck are they here?): Ha ha ha. C'mon Percy! Show him how it's done!!!!
OCTAVIAN: SPQR! SPQR! GUT HIM LIKE A TEDDY BEAR!!!
BILLY PRATT: What the heck? Who are these people? Is that guy on a flying horse? Where the heck am I?
SHAWN SPENCER: This is so cool. (To Gus) Popcorn?
STEVE ROGERS: Juliet, will you cut it out? People are starting to get bored. You said I wasn't gonna be in this post.
SHAWN SPENCER: Why is Jules here? (To Gus) Are you really sure you don't want any popcorn? (To Steve) How about you?
STEVE ROGERS: I'm fine, thanks.
ANNABETH: Is that Captain America? How did they get here? Who's the guy with the chicken hat?
PERCY: Uh, Juliet? This is getting way out of hand. That Lassie guy just shot Octavian in the head.
ME: Oh crap. This is totally going on my blog!
So, pretending that the previous Kool-Aid induced hypnotism didn't happen, I'm going to leave with very little dignity intact.
Bye,
Juliet Spencer...PS: I'm really sorry you had to see that.